Should We All Listen To Our Politicians? by Mark Parry.

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They're always arguing amongst themselves.  At what cost do wars start?  They are always caused by these idiots in suits, that sit in The House Of Commons, like sleeping oldies.  Why do we bother voting for these arseholes to get in so-called power?  No wonder British people are sick to the teeth of politicians.  We need better people to run our country.

It's the same with the EEC.  These idiots haven't even been to our country, or even seen our roads.  How would they know what's best for our country?  If we started telling them what to do, they'd probably tell us where to go.  It's so easy to get sucked into the blame game.  But someone is responsible for their stupid actions.  Rupert Murdock has been offering us all decent TV, for years and years.  How does he bloody know what's best for us?  Does he watch the same TV-shit that he offers us?  It's people like him that has caused many wars, because of greed.  If a dying man asked him for a loaf, then Rupert Murdock would probably spit on him.  These greedy politicians wouldn't even allow you and me, to live a decent life.

The best place for all the greedy, is on TV.  Then we could just switch them off permanently.  No-one wants to hear them bloody lot anymore.  Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.  When you see an idiot like Boris Johnson, you know who or what is running Great Britain.  He's a bit of an idiot.  He thinks it's that simple to clear snow, away from an airport runway.  He thinks we can just get a shovel, and remove the snow from beneath the airplanes.  He's got a bloody big job on his hands, if he thinks he's going to remove snow that quickly.  He looks like Dr Who, and doesn't seem to look as if he has any intelligence at all.  What a bloody plonker!  Just like all the other stupid politicians, that cannot run this country efficently.  Boris is another Doris. 

As in the same words as Captain Mainwaring would say to Boris Johnson, Stupid Boy!  And he is a Stupid Boy.  He will never be able to run this country.  What is your name?  Don't tell him Pike!  We already know Boris Johnson is a Stupid Boy.